Sunday, May 19, 2019

Your Guide to Northern Crete


With so much history, great food and beaches to explore, Greece’s largest island has been coveted by conquerors and visitors alike for millennia.




An hour from the airport city of Heraklion, the Iberostar Creta Marine (iberostar.com, from 100/night) is the all-inclusive hotel with a private beach that is ideally located to explore Northern Crete.  Bungalows are broken up with winding paths, palm trees and gardens, giving the 4* hotel a much smaller feel than it deserves for its three restaurants, four pools and spa.

I took advantage of Lottie Watersports’ proximity to take a boat tour of 10 nearby caves and beaches (lottiewatersports.com, 35 per person).  Eerie by nature, the noise of waves crashing underwater made me think of Treasure Island and smugglers’ coves.

To get around, use taxi service Cretan Taxi (cretantaxi.com, 7 to Panormo, 24 to Rethymno).  The driver will give you his card with his WhatsApp number on for easy return journey pick-up.

Panormo still feels like a quaint village; every spare space has been filled with potted flowers and herbs, adding flashes of colour to pale stone buildings and paved roads.  I enjoyed fresh mint tea with Cretan honey at Olive Tree (facebook.com/olivetrees.gr) and delicious stuffed vine leaves at Captain’s House (captainshouse.gr, cost 15 for two courses).

For a larger feel and more variety, I went to Rethymno.  The old city was built by the Venetians between the 13th- 17th centuries most buildings are still old merchant houses with ornate doors and iron balconies.  The Ottomans added minarets and domed rooves to older monasteries. 

Through narrow back streets, an unassuming doorway opens to Mr George Hatziparashos’ traditional filo pastry bakery.  A family establishment, they sell mainly raw pastry to cafes, but baklava is available for purchase (30 Vernardou, 5-10 per box).

No recommendations needed for restaurants, just head to the harbour for seafood restaurants and a few metres inland for Greek tavernas and bakeries.

History and mythology are Crete’s eternal appeal, from when amateur archaeologist Arthur Evans began excavating the Palace of Knossos to today’s private guides (getyourguide.com, cost €140 for two people). The Heraklion Archaeology Museum (heraklionmuseum.gr, entry 10)boasts artefacts such as the Disc of Phaistos and the Harvester Vase, but I got a real sense of the scale of the civilisation at the Palace of Knossos (odysseus.culture.gr, entry 15), 5km south of Heraklion.  With Europe’s oldest throne, its first working toilet and colourful frescoes, I was astounded by how advanced the Minoans were in 4000BC.





Sunday, May 12, 2019

Beyond the Myth: King Minos, the Minotaur and the Birth of European Civilisation


The Palace of Knossos has four significant firsts: the oldest European throne, the first paved road in Europe, coloured frescoes 3000 years before the technique was rediscovered in the Renaissance and used to paint the Sistine chapel, and Europe’s first toilet.

Located on the North coast, about 5km from the town of Heraklion, most of what can be seen today is part of the second palace that was built on the site.  Both were destroyed by earthquakes, but it was quickly rebuilt after the destruction of the first in around 1700 BC.  Further excavations of the first palace aren’t currently possible because of the damage it would cause to the later palace.

King Minos' throne on the right, surrounded by
griffons 
The oldest throne in Europe is a little underwhelming now that modern comparison is to the Iron Throne.  Back in 1450-1400 BC, when the throne was likely built, the average height of a woman was 150cm and a man was 160cm.  The throne is on the North wall and is surrounded by griffons, with the head of an eagle, body of a lion and tail of a snake.  The actual use of the room is unclear, but the bowl in the middle was probably for purification before talking with the King.

Beyond the myth
Myth: King Minos is one of three sons of Zeus and Europa who ruled over Crete.  Each had a palace of their own, and Minos ruled in the palace of Knossos, the larger of the four palaces on the Island.  It’s unclear who ruled the fourth palace.  
Reality: The term “King Minos” was actually a title, much like “Pharaoh,” passing down the male line with each son claiming the divine right of being the son of Zeus when he was crowned.
The first paved road in Europe is still intact 4000 years later!  It isn’t level any more due to the earthquakes which shook Crete and ultimately destroyed both palaces.  The courtyard at the end is likely to be a theatre where boxing matches happened in front of crowds and the royal box.  Alternatively, it could have been an entrance square for tradespeople bringing goods into the customs house of the palace.  Or, it could even have been both at different times of the year.

Beyond the myth
Myth: King Minos had Daedalus build a labyrinth under the palace to contain his Minotaur son.   
Reality: The complex is 22,000m2 and had over 1000 rooms split over five storeys.  It would have been home to thousands of people, with hundreds more living in the surrounding city and entering the palace to work each day.  It’s labyrinthine, but there’s no actual labyrinth here.


The frescoes at Knossos are one of its main attractions.  The West Entrance was plastered and covered in a painting of 400 life-size figures partaking in everyday activities and festivities.  The originals are in the Heraklion Archaeological Museum, with replicas in the palace.  The colours are so vibrant because they were made using dyes from plants, stone and blood painted onto wet plaster, sealing them into the material as it dries.  This technique was lost to Europeans for centuries until the Italian Renaissance and Michelangelo used it to paint the Sistine Chapel.

Bull-leaping, a traditional, but dangerous, sport at the time
The man in the middle is red and the two women either side of the
bull are painted white

At the time of the first palace, in 4000 BC, Crete had a sub-tropical climate and was home to monkeys, which is why there are frescoes of the animals.  In all the paintings, the primates are painted blue, men are red, and women are white.

Scenes of war and weapons are noticeably absent from the frescoes.  Similarly, the palace didn’t have any city walls.  The kings didn’t fear a revolution from its people, who lived in the surrounding hills and would have regularly come into the complex for work or trade.  The threat to the nation would have come from the sea, which was protected by the Minoan navy.

Paving from the first palace in front of the West 
Entrance.  The white stone of the wall is from
the second palace, and the yellow stone is from
Evans' renovations.


The final impressive first is Europe’s first toilet, complete with a complex cleaning system which flushed with water.  Found in the Queen’s Rooms, it’s unfortunately closed to visitors now due to the structural weakness of the ceiling above.  In fact, Knossos had three drainage systems; one for rainwater, one for drinking water taken from the nearby springs and one for sewage and dirty water.  These were made of both stone gutters and clay pipes.  The queen also has a pot for body lotion made of donkey milk and honey.

Beyond the myth
Myth: King Minos' wife had a son who had the body of a human and the head of a bull.  He was imprisoned in the labyrinth under the palace.  
Reality: Archaeologists have uncovered a sequence of rooms next to the Queen’s rooms which don’t have any windows or doors to the outside.  It’s possible that the King had a child who was disabled or for hidden away for some reason.  The secrets that the palace held probably led rise to the myth.

Dolphin frescoes in the Queen's rooms.
The bowl was for the Queen's body lotion
It wasn’t just the water systems which were technologically advanced for the time, Knossos architects also had a way to provide air conditioning to a room.  Even small rooms have 7-9 doors and windows to circulate the air, causing them to be significantly cooler than outside.  In cooler times of the year, the doors can be shut to increase the temperature.

When visitors see the palace now, it is with the additions made by English archaeologist Arthur Evans, who came to the palace in 1900, just two years after the Cretan revolution had repelled the Ottoman Empire.  Evans controversially used concrete in the renovations.  At the time, this was a revolutionary material that had only just been invented in France.  Another reason for its use?  The trees in 1900 simply weren’t big enough anymore.  Each column would have originally been made from a single tree, stood upside down so that the thicker end was at the ceiling.  Wood was used by the Minoans because of its elasticity and resistance against earthquakes.  Concrete provides a similar protection from seismic activity.

Beyond the myth
Myth: The minotaur lived on the sacrifice that Athens made of 7 boys and 7 girls each year.   
Reality: It’s likely that Athens did send the children to be sacrificed in the kingdom.  The West Entrance to the palace was the religious/ceremonial entrance and it’s paving with two altars and triangular markings show that sacrifices and religious offerings were likely to take place here.  The bones of animals have been found on the altars.

The destruction of the second palace is shrouded in mystery.  Historians are now certain that an earthquake destroyed the complex, but there haven’t been any skeletons found in the ruins, meaning that people must have been warned of the event in time enough to escape.  However, they left in such a hurry that they left all their personal belongings and even left the oil lamps burning.  When they fell in the earthquake, fire spread throughout the buildings but particularly in the 18 storerooms which contained cereals, wine and olive oil which fuelled the fire.  The blackened scars of this can still be seen on the stone and marble walls and pillars.

Bull fresco with Arthur Evans' reconstruction
of the structure and pillars

If you are heading to Knossos, check out a private tour with Evangelos Alefantinos from www.travel-crete.gr or on GetYourGuide.

Tuesday, April 2, 2019

Primate Vacations - My Guest Blog

Primate Vacations have kindly published my guest blog on Australia - 

Fully Onboard the Australia Bandwagon

Here's a preview of some of the things that won me over to being a fan of one of the biggest tourist destinations in the world

Tamarama Beach

Coastal path between Bondi and Tamarama

Delicious cakes at M Deli

Does this need a caption?

Our pal, the wombat!

The Blue Mountains from Katoomba

Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Northern Lights Hunt - Bonus Part

"No offence, but I hope I don't see you again," I said to the barman as we left Agenturet beer and winebar.  In one of Tromso's oldest buildings, it was such a nice space to sit and relax in, we'd returned on our surprise extra night.

So far in life, I've had quite good luck with flights.

I made up for this in one trip, here are the reasons why my flights were delayed:
  • Fog at destination
  • Crew delayed because of a previous delayed flight
  • Missed connection
  • Too windy to land
  • Too snowy to take off
  • De-icing machine busy
  • Technical fault whilst trying to take off
  • Plane switched to one with fewer seats, asked to switch for compensation, said no, got switched anyway with no compensation
The clouds were clearing again during the day, but not for long enough for us to be lucky with the lights.  My thanks went out to the friend who advised me that they could actually be seen over the UK at the weekend, so my whole trip was pointless.

My Hunt for the Northern Lights was unsuccessful, so was it worth it?  Well, I'd spent the weekend in a cabin with my family, making jokes about being attacked by ghosts in the middle of nowhere, rested in a hammock over a frozen lake and seen my mum toast her first marshmallow over a fire.

It's not a new or original thought, but I suppose because so much had gone wrong with the journeys that it reminded me that travel isn't about why you go somewhere but what happens whilst you're there.

To be fair, it was pretty snowy.
This plane is at the gate awaiting boarding.
Somewhere behind it is a runway and the rest of the airport.

Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Northern Lights Hunt - Part Three

The day was something we had to get through before evening.

Luckily, Tromso is self-aware and knows that its winter tourists suffer the day to await the night.  There's a mix of architecture here, from the classic Scandinavian wooden buildings, painted in bold greens and reds, sat against modern designs like the toblerone-eqsue Arctic Cathedral.

By the harbour is a curious building, which would be a boring set of concrete blocks had they not appeared to have collapsed in the cold arctic wind, creating a fallen dominoes effect. 

You can attach the "World's Most Northernly" accolade to almost every attraction here, so when we entered the dominoes, we were in Polaria, the World's Most Northernly Aquarium. 

This is Loffen, a harbour seal in Polaria
It's quite small for an aquarium, with a focus on the lifecycle of the ocean, from tiny plankton through to polar bears.  Its main attraction are the four seals, two bearded ones and two harbour.  You can walk over, under and through the seal pool, giving an illusion of being surrounded by their play area.  There's no seal "show" at Polaria, but visitors are invited to watch the keepers feed and train them, an activity they do five times a day to keep them mentally and physically stimulated.  It was much more engaging and honest than a display that everyone has seen at every zoo and aquarium explaining the differences between seals and sea lions and giving the animals fake personalities.  This way we were able to see the genuine relationships between the keepers and seals, as well as being amazed by them playing fetch and jumping in the air.

I'm dragging on about the day because unfortunately the night was the same story; strong aurora activity predicted but too cloudy to see.  It continued to snow, though.
There are no polar bears in the arctic
because they are all stuffed
in bars in Tromso







Sunday, March 24, 2019

Northern Lights Hunt - Part 2

Oh, what are clouds compared to rocks and mountains?

The Sami legend has it that the Northern Lights are our ancestors returning to capture naughty children.  The aurora activity was so high that night, our ancestors would have scolded children in Scotland.  The perfect night to be warmed by a wood fire and watch the lights over a frozen lake.

Or, alternatively, to stand in the cold making small talk about the weather.

The Hunt continues...

Is it an adventure if you don't smell of woodsmoke?

Saturday, March 23, 2019

Northern Lights Hunt - Part 1

Arriving in Tromso was a calamity. There was fog in Amsterdam, so each flight was delayed and we missed the connection to Tromso. Added to that, I managed to crack the screen in my new laptop, which is en pointe for my character really.

It was sleeting and sleet means cloud so no aurora that night.

Good Morning, Arctic
The cabin here at Malangen Resort is set right on the sea and the waves lap the rocks under our terrace.  When I woke in the morning, I could see the mountains for the first time in the light.  White and lined with half-bare pine trees they are topped with cloud.

Tonight, we are heading to Camp Nikka, a base about 3km away, to hopefully catch the Northern Lights.


 

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